A DIPSTICK CHRISTMAS
The fabled dipsticks perform at the cRc Christmas party
OH-LA-LA!

Walking home in snow and yuk, 
As my old Ford car goes by,
On the back of a tow truck,
I don’t know why I try……..

Some THING just came apart,
It ran a while ago,
I think it was its heart,
Its fluids did cease to flow……..

NO! NO! NO!,    NO! NO! NO!!
Watch it towed away,
I just don’t know, what is wrong,
With my little model A…

CRC, CRC, Our car club has more fun!
Listen to these dipstick songs until you come undone,

And now I’m walking home,
While my car has hitched a ride,
I heard the engine groan,
I think the wiring’s fried,

It made an awful sound,
Like parts were flying off,
And some just hit the ground,
But one just flew aloft.

AND THEN IT STOPPED
AND THEN IT STOPPED
AND WOULD NOT START AT ALL
I CALLED A TOW TO BRING HER HOME
AND THAT’S ALL I RECALL…...

CRC, CRC, We just have more fun!
Just enjoy our dipstick song , until the season’s done.


WHERE:   It will be at the AMERICAN LEGION POST 88  at 710 East Main Street. DECEMBER 14th, arrival between 6 and 6:30. a 30 minute concert begins at 6:30 while we are awaiting those who are in the Norman Christmas Parade to arrive. Serving line will begin when the paraders arrive, about 7PM or so.

 This year's entertainment is sure to make your evening one to remember. Remember when we surprised everyone a couple of years ago with Rachel singing her beautiful opera carols? Well it is different again this year. First the concert.......wear island themed shirts everyone, then the meal, a few games for everyone, including Harlan and Kelley's nearly world famous bead game, and then back by popular demand, those lovable singing offkey DIPSTICKS, who will try to sing a song of their own and then finish up by leading us all in a couple of Traditional Christmas carols.